The Beezles

night time chuckle From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (10 hours old)

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the ho… more

I sooo want one of these From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (10 hours old)

… more

monday mumblings From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (10 hours old)

Well here we are the end of the first day of the week and mash my maracas with madras if it wasnt a chilly monday as always brrr Still on the good side at least I found out why my feet have been so co… more

That's Life. From joebangles in It's Me. (17 hours old)

Another year has passed and we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder. There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast. Now I fully … more

I wonder if I am a prude From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (22 hours old)

1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Only Jen :) 2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? Whenever I can get my hands on Jen ;) 3. What side of th… more

have a great week everyone From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (1 day old)

… more

night time puter prayer :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (1 day old)

Every single evening As I'm lying here in bed, This tiny little Prayer Keeps running through my head: God bless all my family Wherever they may be, Keep them warm And safe from harm … more

this guy has me in stitches :)) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (1 day old)

… more

car boots, confessions and cartoons, what a day! From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (1 day old)

Is it just me or is the weather weirder by the day? I got up this morning bright and breezy and ready to head off to a car boot and just as we was ready to leave the house the rain started to drizzle … more

TAGS!!! From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (1 day old)

Friends list - I had it alls et out. those that I wanted friends only posts going to were tagged A, those that I sent lighthearted friends only posts to were B, those I didn't want friend only posts… more

Sunday fun From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (1 day old)

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. … more

Remembering From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (1 day old)

Oh! you who sleep in Flanders Fields, Sleep sweet - to rise anew! We caught the torch you threw And holding high, we keep the Faith With All who died. We cherish, too, the poppy red That grow… more

now I have seen everything :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (2 days old)

… more

cruising :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (2 days old)

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. As they did the stoplight was red but they ju… more

I think it has arrived From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (2 days old)

is winter here? Cos it is sure as heck starting to feel that way my little tootsies havent warmed up all day long even with the blummin heat on mind you walking around a field in the damp grass didnt … more

meme time again From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (2 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? Just friday the 13th as I have to go to the hospital for a checkup :( 2. Have you any phobias? Spiders! 3. Do you believ… more

time for bed gnight all :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

nighty night folk hope you have a great night :wave::wave:… more

Zombie Baby Strikes again! From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

… more

my fave sesame street anim From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

Thank you sesame street for all the memories :)… more

friday funny From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey. The stewardess asked the Muslim if he'd like a drink. He replied in disgust "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whor… more

friday fumblings :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

Its Fridaaaaaaay woo hooo whack my wobblies and wet a welly if it isnt the start of the weekend already what a week all in all not bad a few ups and downs but the ups outweigh the downs so thats gotta… more

Friday Five - autumn From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

1. Do you have a favourite part of autumn? Just going for a walk in the leaves the trees have dropped I just love autumn its the best time of year 2. "It's too cold to snow!" Do you think it ever … more

tonights tiny titter From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 days old)

Q. What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guiness got in common? A. A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one! … more

cell phone Karma part 2 :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 days old)

… more

there has to be another way? From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 days old)

… more

another weird and wonderful day from my life From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 days old)

Its been a long but weird day today It started off strange as we got to have a lie in this morning as Jen wasnt going to work its a bit bizarre as we started to get into the swing of getting up early … more

In other news...... From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (5 days old)

I have a sore throat (again!) My tooth hurts badly!! That is all x… more

midweek mellow mirth From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (5 days old)

Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like mad in the garden. Paddy says "To hell with this!" and storms off. He comes back upstairs 5 minutes later and his wif… more

If only this was real From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (5 days old)

If only this were real - how often do you wish this would happen to those smug people on the phone… more

Jens boyfriend strikes again From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (5 days old)

… more