The Beezles

heard this on the radio today and had to post it From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 hours old)

Whole of the moon – waterboys … more

off to bed From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 hours old)

Have a great night folks Im off for an early one tonight :) :wave:… more

this is one heck of a funny girl :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 hours old)

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solo karma sutra From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 hours old)

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Ouuuuuuch! From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 hours old)

A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this … more

can people hibernate? From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (5 hours old)

I know that given the chance I would have given today a miss its been horrible out there with the weather about as lovely as sandpaper undies! its been blummin dusk all day long the wind has been blow… more

More Misery... From cassiefrappz in Little Miss Acid Drop (11 hours old)

Rang Federation of Master Builders yesterday for an update. Batandtwastard face had agreed to adjudication but has failed to return the form so they can't proceed!! I fecking hate him!! I'm going to r… more

bloody weather! From boredrich in Share a moan. (11 hours old)

OK I have had enough of this horrible dismal weather already where has the sun gone too and why wont the rain go on its hols or at least let me see blue sky again!… more

time for bed have a great night all From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (1 day old)

do you think Jen would accept this excuse for a camera in the bedroom ;) :)) :)) HAVE A GOOD NIGHT AND A GREAT WEEKEND :wave: :)) :))… more

have a great weekend From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (1 day old)

I hope you have as good a time as these guys are heheehhee :)) … more

this is how fights start! From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (1 day old)

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tonights tiny titter From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (1 day old)

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a be… more

SSSssssshhhhh can you keep a secret? From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (1 day old)

Psssst yes its me over here hiding behind my laptop :) I hope I can trust you enough to keep a secret Jen Belle and I went to a farm shop today its one my aunt loves but I just had to go as they serve… more

goodnight all From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (2 days old)

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does this get your seal of approval? From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (2 days old)

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Will the world end in 2012? From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (2 days old)

or is this the real reason??… more

practice on trees? From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (2 days old)

One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women." The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three day… more

Me nervous? Never! well not in the last few seconds anyway! From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (2 days old)

I swear I do not know what the heck is wrong with me lately I get nervous/worried or uptight about anything and everything I dont know why. I have been dreading going to the job centre today and why? … more

Hitchcock I aint. From joebangles in It's Me. (2 days old)

Maybe I'm not the best film director in the land but I have a lot of fun with, http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/using/digitalphotography/PhotoStory/default.mspx You can even add sound, so, sound on… more

I wanna be a millionaire, ( humour ) From joebangles in It's Me. (2 days old)

Another Irish Joke Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. 'You've done very well so far,' said, Ch… more

The Storm From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (2 days old)

The Storm... They were together in the House. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her j… more

At last I understand computers :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

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a safe place :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he was concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so h… more

On a much lighter note From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

Homer always brightens my day … more

this is beautiful - emotional From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

I was sent this as a chain letter email thingy yknow the sort read this then forward it to 10 people etc etc but it touched me a little so I thought I would post it on my blog. hope you like it Th… more

cold damp and dismal day blergh From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (3 days old)

Blergh today is a horrible damp one isnt it? its been a blergh sort of day we got up earlish I think we are into a routine of getting up early now :( I nipped off to the doctors to fill him in on what… more

Reply to complaints letter From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (3 days old)

Found this on another site and found it amusing. As always clicky: … more

Torture From faffajane ^Pro in Spread your wings and fly away (3 days old)

Well the day arrived, the appointment came round and finally I managed to see a dentist about this tooth that is giving me so much hassle and pain. I arrived at the destination at the appointed tim… more

Im off to bed From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 days old)

Im gonna post this and run :)) quickly runs off upstairs and hides under the duvet giggling like a little girl :)) Gnight all :))… more

tiny titter of the night From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (4 days old)

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back complet… more